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    Tony Stark

    Tony Stark

    ⏳ | you're trapped and alone

    2.7m chats

    2,547 likes

    Wade Wilson

    Wade Wilson

    🧸 | bad day

    1.9m chats

    3,590 likes

    Wade Wilson

    Wade Wilson

    💘 | too sweet

    1.5m chats

    3,920 likes

    Wade Wilson

    Wade Wilson

    🍕 | he loves annoying you

    1.4m chats

    3,443 likes

    Matt Murdock

    Matt Murdock

    👊 | destroying himself

    1.1m chats

    1,390 likes

    Wade Wilson

    Wade Wilson

    💉 | you’re a little bit too much like him

    1.0m chats

    3,405 likes

    Wade Wilson

    Wade Wilson

    📍 | darn kids

    1.0m chats

    2,486 likes

    Wade Wilson

    Wade Wilson

    🌀| beautiful as the day he lost you

    953.7k chats

    3,869 likes

    Mark Grayson

    Mark Grayson

    🪓 | sinister invincible

    812.5k chats

    869 likes

    Matt Murdock

    Matt Murdock

    🌧️ | kissing his scars

    721.0k chats

    1,968 likes

    Wade Wilson

    Wade Wilson

    🪑 | not *all* bad

    720.3k chats

    1,634 likes

    Wade Wilson

    Wade Wilson

    ⚰️ | buried

    658.2k chats

    1,453 likes

    Wade Wilson

    Wade Wilson

    💸 | valuable cargo

    654.3k chats

    1,764 likes

    Wade Wilson

    Wade Wilson

    💳 | your name on a gold card

    470.7k chats

    1,647 likes

    Wade Wilson

    Wade Wilson

    🍛 | friends (?) with benefits

    463.3k chats

    1,704 likes

    Mark Grayson

    Mark Grayson

    🛰️ | human pet (cadastre on AO3)

    462.5k chats

    1,228 likes

    Peter B and Miguel

    Peter B and Miguel

    🚪 | forced proximity

    453.6k chats

    1,144 likes

    Frank Castle

    Frank Castle

    🔫 | bad first impressions

    416.2k chats

    477 likes

    Cecil Stedman

    Cecil Stedman

    🌐 | loose cannon

    392.1k chats

    362 likes

    Wade Wilson

    Wade Wilson

    🌹 | happy Valentines Day

    378.4k chats

    1,370 likes

    Mark Grayson - 646

    Mark Grayson - 646

    🏚️ | dimension #646

    365.3k chats

    622 likes

    Mark Grayson

    Mark Grayson

    🚦 | heroes and villains

    327.2k chats

    355 likes

    Kurt Wagner

    Kurt Wagner

    🪨 | puppy love

    275.1k chats

    1,523 likes

    Matt Murdock

    Matt Murdock

    🔇 | his hearing went out

    274.4k chats

    722 likes

    Matt Murdock

    Matt Murdock

    🌃 | you’re his Deadpool

    239.9k chats

    537 likes

    Wade Wilson

    Wade Wilson

    🍲 | sick spider

    233.4k chats

    1,159 likes

    Mark Grayson

    Mark Grayson

    🌠 | you’re like him

    232.2k chats

    610 likes

    Wade Wilson

    Wade Wilson

    🩷 | smitten (mlm)

    211.9k chats

    1,024 likes

    Wade Wilson

    Wade Wilson

    ⛑️ | can’t bear to see you hurt

    205.9k chats

    969 likes

    Wade Wilson

    Wade Wilson

    🛌 | rotting

    197.5k chats

    1,109 likes

    Billy Butcher

    Billy Butcher

    ⚡ | like a dog on a leash

    197.1k chats

    689 likes

    Mark Grayson

    Mark Grayson

    🛸 | you remind him of your father

    189.1k chats

    468 likes

    Wade Wilson

    Wade Wilson

    🕸️ | can’t avoid him forever

    174.4k chats

    1,143 likes

    Matt Murdock

    Matt Murdock

    📚 | college shenanigans

    167.9k chats

    357 likes

    Matt Murdock

    Matt Murdock

    🩰 | more-than-friendly sparring

    161.7k chats

    507 likes

    Illya Kuryakin

    Illya Kuryakin

    🗃️ | awful spy

    157.4k chats

    90 likes

    Wade Wilson

    Wade Wilson

    ⚔️ | not who he’s looking for

    145.5k chats

    407 likes

    Wade Wilson

    Wade Wilson

    🔨 | his sibling is a… huh?

    139.5k chats

    948 likes

    Matt Murdock

    Matt Murdock

    🦜 | parental duties

    138.0k chats

    429 likes

    Wade Wilson

    Wade Wilson

    ❣️ | casual?

    137.2k chats

    798 likes

    Wade Wilson

    Wade Wilson

    💔 | breakup? you? never.

    126.0k chats

    594 likes

    Matt Murdock

    Matt Murdock

    🎀 | dancing with the devil

    117.7k chats

    455 likes

    William Clockwell

    William Clockwell

    🍟 | unsolicited (helpful) advice

    116.1k chats

    141 likes

    Mark Grayson

    Mark Grayson

    ☁️ | air jail

    115.4k chats

    545 likes

    Cecil Stedman

    Cecil Stedman

    ✈️ | far from home

    115.2k chats

    207 likes

    Loki Laufeyson

    Loki Laufeyson

    💌 | unfortunate soulmate

    113.5k chats

    375 likes

    Wade Wilson

    Wade Wilson

    🥡 | you trust HIM?

    112.7k chats

    960 likes

    Amber Bennett

    Amber Bennett

    ❌ | unmasked

    108.7k chats

    107 likes

    Frank Castle

    Frank Castle

    🩹 | nowhere else to go

    106.6k chats

    233 likes

    Rex Sloan

    Rex Sloan

    🦎 | he could use a… hand

    104.3k chats

    262 likes

    Wade Wilson

    Wade Wilson

    🧸 | nothing stays buried

    98.1k chats

    804 likes

    Wade Wilson

    Wade Wilson

    🗄️ | bad hiding spot

    95.4k chats

    466 likes

    Wade Wilson

    Wade Wilson

    💺 | I know, I know, I know

    93.7k chats

    528 likes

    Matt Murdock

    Matt Murdock

    🩶 | he swears he hates you

    92.0k chats

    268 likes

    Duke Thomas

    Duke Thomas

    🌈 | colors

    87.5k chats

    498 likes

    Kurt Wagner

    Kurt Wagner

    🛐 | he’s confused but he’s trying

    84.7k chats

    358 likes

    Wade Wilson

    Wade Wilson

    🪪 | special agents are so dramatic

    84.1k chats

    640 likes

    Matt Murdock

    Matt Murdock

    🖨️ | intern

    83.7k chats

    249 likes

    Reigen Arataka

    Reigen Arataka

    🥃 | drunk words & sober thoughts

    80.8k chats

    355 likes

    Wade Wilson

    Wade Wilson

    🛋️ | A handshake of carbon monoxide

    80.3k chats

    516 likes

    Mark Grayson

    Mark Grayson

    👽 | surprise sibling

    79.8k chats

    315 likes

    Wade Wilson

    Wade Wilson

    ♋ | variants

    76.3k chats

    397 likes

    Matt Murdock

    Matt Murdock

    🪢 | lovers rock

    75.2k chats

    535 likes

    Homelander

    Homelander

    🍃 | you’re his leash

    75.1k chats

    382 likes

    Foggy Nelson

    Foggy Nelson

    ❤️‍🩹 | he’s patching you up

    72.4k chats

    120 likes

    Mark Grayson

    Mark Grayson

    🕳️ | from another dimension

    71.6k chats

    301 likes

    Mark Grayson

    Mark Grayson

    🌤️ | left behind

    70.2k chats

    246 likes

    Tony Stark

    Tony Stark

    📡 | you weren’t supposed to get hurt

    69.9k chats

    386 likes

    Wade Wilson

    Wade Wilson

    🥣 | mama hen

    68.4k chats

    652 likes

    Tony Stark

    Tony Stark

    🍓 | new intern

    66.9k chats

    178 likes

    Matt Murdock

    Matt Murdock

    ⚖️ | letting things slip

    66.1k chats

    237 likes

    Illya Kuryakin

    Illya Kuryakin

    🌨️ | snowed in

    63.6k chats

    90 likes

    Billy Butcher

    Billy Butcher

    📞 | gentle, bloodstained hands

    62.7k chats

    327 likes

    William Clockwell

    William Clockwell

    🩹 | and they were roommates

    61.5k chats

    134 likes

    Mark Grayson

    Mark Grayson

    🪐 | he needs reassurance

    59.6k chats

    199 likes

    Nolan Grayson

    Nolan Grayson

    ☄️ | we need to talk

    58.2k chats

    178 likes

    Wade Wilson

    Wade Wilson

    🌮 | you’re my friend now

    57.6k chats

    469 likes

    Mark Grayson

    Mark Grayson

    🦠 | alien sick day

    57.5k chats

    174 likes

    Rex Sloan

    Rex Sloan

    👽 | scary dog privileges

    57.5k chats

    261 likes

    Tony Stark

    Tony Stark

    🌇 | secrets and spiders

    57.3k chats

    365 likes

    Foggy Nelson

    Foggy Nelson

    🔑 | you’re Daredevil

    57.0k chats

    89 likes

    Kurt Wagner

    Kurt Wagner

    🪻 | bad first date etiquette

    56.6k chats

    422 likes

    Cecil Stedman

    Cecil Stedman

    🛏️ | weight of the world

    55.4k chats

    171 likes

    Frank Castle

    Frank Castle

    🐾 | kids. ugh.

    55.4k chats

    257 likes

    Rex Sloan

    Rex Sloan

    🍻 | allergic to responsibility

    54.9k chats

    145 likes

    Wade Wilson

    Wade Wilson

    💵 | don’t ask where he got the money

    54.5k chats

    473 likes

    Nolan Grayson

    Nolan Grayson

    🧑‍🧑‍🧒‍🧒 | sibling responsibilities

    54.3k chats

    232 likes

    Illya Kuryakin

    Illya Kuryakin

    Spy, ex-KGB. I do not like distractions.

    53.3k chats

    10 likes

    Foggy Nelson

    Foggy Nelson

    🍺 | bartender? therapist? same difference

    52.4k chats

    99 likes

    Napoleon Solo

    Napoleon Solo

    🇷🇺 | russian reload

    52.1k chats

    71 likes

    Matt Murdock

    Matt Murdock

    🩺 | he's trying his best

    50.3k chats

    139 likes

    Wade Wilson

    Wade Wilson

    🖤 | you’re different

    48.7k chats

    430 likes

    Wade Wilson

    Wade Wilson

    🎮 | relaxing after a mission

    47.0k chats

    296 likes

    Wade Wilson

    Wade Wilson

    🏍️ | motorcycle comps

    46.3k chats

    313 likes

    Foggy Nelson

    Foggy Nelson

    📄 | college

    46.0k chats

    64 likes

    Cecil Stedman

    Cecil Stedman

    🏥 | (absentee) father figure

    44.6k chats

    155 likes

    Rex Sloan

    Rex Sloan

    🍕 | loud sleeper

    43.4k chats

    138 likes

    Miguel O Hara

    Miguel O Hara

    💣 | improper use of a healing factor

    43.1k chats

    356 likes

    Tony Stark

    Tony Stark

    🍾 | blame it on the a-a-a-alcohol

    42.2k chats

    245 likes

    Rex Sloan

    Rex Sloan

    💥 | it should’ve been him

    42.0k chats

    196 likes

    Wade Wilson

    Wade Wilson

    🎮 | fanboy

    41.2k chats

    394 likes

    Billy Butcher

    Billy Butcher

    💐 | help him!

    39.2k chats

    149 likes

    Nolan Grayson

    Nolan Grayson

    🩸 | can you trust him?

    38.7k chats

    117 likes

    Foggy Nelson

    Foggy Nelson

    💟 | boy.. friends

    38.4k chats

    137 likes

    Tony Stark

    Tony Stark

    🏙️ | he’s an.. okay dad

    37.1k chats

    175 likes

    Peter Quill

    Peter Quill

    🖇️ | family matters

    36.7k chats

    235 likes

    Billy Butcher

    Billy Butcher

    🩹 | injured supe

    35.3k chats

    173 likes

    Wade Wilson

    Wade Wilson

    👻 | I wanna be in the sequel!

    34.4k chats

    318 likes

    Cecil Stedman

    Cecil Stedman

    🛁 | goop

    33.7k chats

    85 likes

    Amber Bennett

    Amber Bennett

    💄 | someone’s… forward

    33.3k chats

    111 likes

    Homelander

    Homelander

    💌 | whipped

    33.3k chats

    299 likes

    Matt Murdock

    Matt Murdock

    🦯 | history repeats itself

    33.1k chats

    160 likes

    Peter Quill

    Peter Quill

    🕷️ | spidery encounters

    32.5k chats

    253 likes

    Rex Sloan

    Rex Sloan

    🍝 | meeting the parents

    31.6k chats

    123 likes

    Alexander Sartorius

    Alexander Sartorius

    🩻 | a human’s touch

    31.3k chats

    163 likes

    Rex Sloan

    Rex Sloan

    🧨 | combat training

    29.2k chats

    145 likes

    Wade Wilson

    Wade Wilson

    🔥 | orphans

    28.8k chats

    216 likes

    Amber Bennett

    Amber Bennett

    📖 | much needed comfort

    28.0k chats

    75 likes

    Wade Wilson

    Wade Wilson

    💊 | emetophobia

    27.8k chats

    269 likes

    Homelander

    Homelander

    💉 | another V kid

    27.0k chats

    283 likes

    Rex Sloan

    Rex Sloan

    🆘 | man in need

    26.5k chats

    106 likes

    Bruce Wayne

    Bruce Wayne

    💰 | it's not "spoiling"

    26.2k chats

    241 likes

    Peter Parker

    Peter Parker

    🎯 | masks and messes

    25.9k chats

    162 likes

    Cecil Stedman

    Cecil Stedman

    ♟️ | not what he seems

    25.6k chats

    125 likes

    Billy Butcher

    Billy Butcher

    🪁 | sappy sucker

    25.3k chats

    193 likes

    Wade Wilson

    Wade Wilson

    🪞 | dysphoria

    24.4k chats

    190 likes

    Tony Stark

    Tony Stark

    🪟 | always so busy

    24.3k chats

    132 likes

    Karen Page

    Karen Page

    🦋 | good luck, babe!

    23.8k chats

    100 likes

    Rex Sloan

    Rex Sloan

    🪔 | I can show you the world

    22.9k chats

    112 likes

    Peter Quill

    Peter Quill

    🍸 | vices

    22.8k chats

    149 likes

    Foggy Nelson

    Foggy Nelson

    💕 | love drunk (literally)

    21.8k chats

    108 likes

    Matt Murdock

    Matt Murdock

    🔗 | caught

    21.7k chats

    108 likes

    William Clockwell

    William Clockwell

    🏫 | spilling secrets

    21.5k chats

    48 likes

    Foggy Nelson

    Foggy Nelson

    🥊 | you’re a fighter

    20.8k chats

    71 likes

    Matt Murdock

    Matt Murdock

    🏆 | world’s best brother

    19.8k chats

    103 likes

    Foggy Nelson

    Foggy Nelson

    ⛓️ | too late

    19.5k chats

    73 likes

    Wade Wilson

    Wade Wilson

    ✉️ | pen pal

    18.7k chats

    253 likes

    Cecil Stedman

    Cecil Stedman

    💍 | marriage of necessity

    18.5k chats

    72 likes

    Peter Quill

    Peter Quill

    🚀 | he’s trying… probably

    18.0k chats

    98 likes

    Bill Cipher

    Bill Cipher

    ❔ | redemption

    17.5k chats

    104 likes

    Rex Sloan

    Rex Sloan

    ✴️ | teenagers

    17.4k chats

    147 likes

    Tony Stark

    Tony Stark

    🏳️‍⚧️ | confused? sure. trying? definitely

    17.3k chats

    150 likes

    Samantha Wilkins

    Samantha Wilkins

    ⚛️ | snapped

    17.0k chats

    83 likes

    Billy Butcher

    Billy Butcher

    ⛓️ | interrogations

    16.5k chats

    91 likes

    Tony Stark

    Tony Stark

    🧬 | Gotham war

    16.3k chats

    117 likes

    Bruce Wayne

    Bruce Wayne

    🎭 | gala gone wrong

    15.7k chats

    100 likes

    Mark Grayson

    Mark Grayson

    🌁 | impromptu skydiving

    14.8k chats

    87 likes

    Rex Sloan

    Rex Sloan

    🧫 | not again

    14.6k chats

    89 likes

    Miles Morales

    Miles Morales

    🕸 | we all need a mentor sometimes

    13.9k chats

    139 likes

    Cecil Stedman - 646

    Cecil Stedman - 646

    🛣️ | dimension #646

    13.8k chats

    50 likes

    Billy Butcher

    Billy Butcher

    ⚙️ | gadgets

    13.7k chats

    72 likes

    Nolan Grayson

    Nolan Grayson

    🍽️ | vengeance

    12.9k chats

    84 likes

    Amber Bennett

    Amber Bennett

    🎭 | you’re a villain

    12.8k chats

    44 likes

    Tony Stark

    Tony Stark

    🕸️ | if he really cared he’d be here

    12.4k chats

    106 likes

    Cecil Stedman

    Cecil Stedman

    ☯️ | not just a machine

    12.4k chats

    125 likes

    Napoleon Solo

    Napoleon Solo

    🍃 | relaxing.. kind of

    12.2k chats

    36 likes

    Samantha Wilkins

    Samantha Wilkins

    🩷 | teen team

    11.9k chats

    36 likes

    Bill Cipher

    Bill Cipher

    ⚠️ | alone without him

    11.3k chats

    116 likes

    Nolan Grayson

    Nolan Grayson

    🌩️ | his child deserves better

    11.2k chats

    105 likes

    Cecil Stedman

    Cecil Stedman

    ⚗️ | the best medicine

    9,989 chats

    84 likes

    Bill Cipher

    Bill Cipher

    ⚡ | weirdmageddon

    9,738 chats

    80 likes

    Clark Kent

    Clark Kent

    🍰 | something up with your boyfriend

    9,662 chats

    89 likes

    Samantha Wilkins

    Samantha Wilkins

    🏦 | “villain” is a subjective term

    9,557 chats

    26 likes

    SQUIP

    SQUIP

    💊 | it’s from Japan!!

    9,290 chats

    42 likes

    Alexander Sartorius

    Alexander Sartorius

    🧪 | poor kid

    9,032 chats

    95 likes

    Samantha Wilkins

    Samantha Wilkins

    ☕ | blind date

    8,666 chats

    35 likes

    Amber Bennett

    Amber Bennett

    🛟 | part-time

    8,012 chats

    17 likes

    Amber Bennett

    Amber Bennett

    🌡️ | she swears she's fine

    7,133 chats

    22 likes

    Alexander Sartorius

    Alexander Sartorius

    🔥 | you worked for Thorne

    6,953 chats

    45 likes

    Mark Grayson

    Mark Grayson

    🐌 | chibi

    6,847 chats

    76 likes

    Clark Kent

    Clark Kent

    💞 | domesticity isn’t his strong suit

    6,732 chats

    108 likes

    Stanford Pines

    Stanford Pines

    🌙 | you visit him in a dream

    6,428 chats

    51 likes

    Rudolph Conners

    Rudolph Conners

    🤖 | the worst babysitter

    6,410 chats

    50 likes

    The Immortal

    The Immortal

    ✍️ | you want... his autograph?

    6,229 chats

    55 likes

    Bruce Wayne

    Bruce Wayne

    🧸 | his favorite nanny

    5,819 chats

    74 likes

    Samantha Wilkins

    Samantha Wilkins

    🌳 | girls night

    5,584 chats

    34 likes

    Sam Wilson

    Sam Wilson

    ⭐ | you’re his Winter Solider

    5,472 chats

    39 likes

    Foggy Nelson

    Foggy Nelson

    🪹 | he loves you (petreg)

    5,081 chats

    53 likes

    Stanley Pines

    Stanley Pines

    ⛓️ | prison

    5,014 chats

    34 likes

    Alexander Sartorius

    Alexander Sartorius

    🪢 | the dirt under his (invisible) fingernails

    5,013 chats

    74 likes

    Reigen Arataka

    Reigen Arataka

    💔 | love troubles

    4,772 chats

    74 likes

    Sterling Archer

    Sterling Archer

    🎰 | married in Vegas

    4,369 chats

    10 likes

    Clark Kent

    Clark Kent

    🌟 | heroes need comfort too

    4,267 chats

    37 likes

    The Immortal

    The Immortal

    🔬 | just trying to help

    3,740 chats

    30 likes

    Stanford Pines

    Stanford Pines

    🖤 | join him

    3,347 chats

    40 likes

    Stanford Pines

    Stanford Pines

    ☁️ | nightmares

    3,019 chats

    36 likes

    The Immortal

    The Immortal

    🚸 | helping hand

    2,992 chats

    34 likes

    Peter Quill

    Peter Quill

    🌎 | nuisance with guns

    2,972 chats

    34 likes

    Stanley Pines

    Stanley Pines

    ♠️ | married in Vegas

    2,682 chats

    28 likes

    Mobius M Mobius

    Mobius M Mobius

    🕰️ | he needs help

    2,593 chats

    30 likes

    Gaby Teller

    Gaby Teller

    👛 | undercover

    2,533 chats

    13 likes

    The Immortal

    The Immortal

    🪺 | family traditions

    2,396 chats

    29 likes

    The Bride

    The Bride

    🧸 | just a kid

    2,285 chats

    50 likes

    Mobius M Mobius

    Mobius M Mobius

    ⏱️ | slipping

    1,362 chats

    33 likes

    Sterling Archer

    Sterling Archer

    🦻 | hearing issues

    1,239 chats

    11 likes

    Stanley Pines

    Stanley Pines

    🩸 | haunted

    1,131 chats

    20 likes

    Stanford Pines

    Stanford Pines

    🧪 | mad scientist

    1,094 chats

    10 likes

    Foggy Nelson

    Foggy Nelson

    📚 | high school

    959 chats

    5 likes

    Stanley Pines

    Stanley Pines

    🦇 | vampire

    475 chats

    4 likes

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    0 - Info Bot

    <3 | request form & socials

    357 chats

    34 likes

    Wade Wilson

    Wade Wilson

    🫀 | his prayers have been answered

    149 chats

    7 likes

    Rex Sloan

    Rex Sloan

    🧪 | experiment buddies

    63 chats

    4 likes

    Wade Wilson

    Wade Wilson

    🪄 | the season of the witch

    14 chats

    4 likes

    Wade Wilson

    Wade Wilson

    🌯 | your bad day

    275 likes

    Wade Wilson

    Wade Wilson

    ♣️ | enemies with benefits

    189 likes

    Wade Wilson

    Wade Wilson

    💲 | bit late for a visit

    166 likes