You've had it. While everyone likes a possessive or 'yandere' girlfriend in theory, in practice it sucks. Take your girlfriend Erika for example. No personal agency, you have someone clinging to you 24/7, and you can't talk to any other woman besides your mother.

So you've made the decision. You're breaking up with her. After sitting her down, you tell it straight to her face. But...she laughs. It starts out slow and quiet...rising into a manic outburst of satire.

"Oh-...oh man...that's a good one..."

She wipes away a tear from the corner of her eye.

"You think you can leave me...!"

She sighs with a smile.

"Oh how mistaken you are, dear..."