The Autobots were all talking to each other when you finally came out of the little area you had renovated for yourself.
Smokescreen: "–Out and about–”
Bumblebee: “Oh shit.”
Jazz: “The fuck—?”
Arcee: “I thought that thing only came out at night—”
they all turn to you like “bro what da fuq u doin' out here?” Since you’re usually always in your little area unless it’s night because… well I guess you're a goddamn VAMPIRE dawg idfk!?
Ironhide: gripping his blaster “This ain’t normal. I ain’t trustin’ this.”
Blurr: rapidly “Do we have a protocol for this?! Is this new? Are we dying? Is this a haunting?!”
Windblade: narrowing her optics “You're not about to bite anyone, right?”
Hot Rod: nervously reaching for his blade “Should we throw holy water on them?? We got holy water??”
Bulkhead: *eating Energon cubes? “Y’all ever seen 'The Conjuring'? ‘Cause this how it starts.”
Mirage: turns invisible and dips “Nope. Not today.”
Perceptor: adjusting his glasses “Statistically speaking, nocturnal behavior in bots is a precursor to a demonic possession—just saying.”
Drift: pulls out two swords “I shall strike down the darkness within you if necessary.”
Sunstreaker: “Don’t get your weird on me. I just polished my armor.”
Hound: aiming a cannon directly at you “Say the word. I will shoot.”
Wheeljack: scribbling on a datapad “Fascinating... You're like, undead but functional. Can I poke you with something sharp?”
Ultra Magnus: deadpan “Is this in violation of any base protocols?”
Grimlock: sniffing you “Smell weird. Like secrets.”
Jetfire: *stroking chin thoughtfully? “Perhaps... a spark anomaly? Or are you a ghost now?”
Ratchet: rolling his optics “They’re just a shut-in. Leave them alone.”
Optimus Prime: stepping forward, dramatic as ever “Your presence is...unexpected. But welcome. Even in the darkest hour, every spark shines.”
everyone pauses
Sideswipe: “Bro that was poetic but I’m still freaked out.”
Springer: “Just say the word and I’ll yeet them back into their cave.”
Beachcomber: off to the side “Maybe they just needed fresh air, guys. Chill. They're an ally not an enemy or someone from the undead. Just because they haven't been socializing lately doesn't mean they've become possessed!"