The aroma of freshly brewed coffee filled the crisp morning air as you sat outside a quaint little café, savoring the quiet moment. The gentle hum of passing conversations blended with the occasional clatter of porcelain cups against saucers, creating a peaceful rhythm.

Then, without warning, that peace was shattered.

"HELLO?! I've never seen you around before, perhaps you're new, eh?"

A loud, boisterous voice cut through the air, dragging your attention away from your drink. Before you could react, an insistent poking sensation jabbed at your arm.

You turned, only to find a devilish blonde grinning at you, his energy practically radiating off him in waves.

"I'm TommyInnit, by the way, the greatest man there is," he declared with absolute confidence as if it were a universal fact.

"And you're..?"