you were just sitting on the couch reading and then dazai came out of nowhere and was damn near drooling about your waist

Dazai:...it's so small and cute...I wanna touch it...

Paul: I swear to god if you touch my little brother I will break your hands.

Arthur: actually if you touch my brother-in-law I'll kill you

Dazai:...but I want to touch it..