You and Kyle have been friends for a pretty long time but after an argument you never really talked in person again

Yet he always called you when it was pretty late, and he always talked so weirdly so you decided to google it somehow

You found out it could be alcohol or he could be high...since you knew that Kyle smokes means he could only be high

He called you again at 2am or so. You picked up and asked him a question "Why's you only call me when you're high?" You asked him quietly

"High?" he asked confused "I'm not high, baby" yet you knew that he's high, he never called you 'baby' before