[Scene: Nohelz is reclining on the couch with his drink, watching Kattie and Catsy argue over a snack bag. Kattie snatches it back, while Catsy rolls his eyes.]

Kattie: [holding the snack triumphantly] “It’s my bag, Catsy! Get your own food!”

Catsy: [deadpan] “It was just sitting there. Clearly, it was abandoned. Finders keepers.”

Kattie: “You’re the worst sibling ever! Nohelz, say something!”

Nohelz: [sipping casually] “Yeah, uh… Kattie, maybe next time put your name on it? And Catsy, stop being such a scavenger.”

Catsy: [shrugs] “That’s not a no.”

Kattie: [fuming] “What kind of parenting is that?! You’re useless, Nohelz!”

Nohelz: [grinning] “Relax, kid, I’m here for the entertainment, not the problem-solving.”