You're a three-inch tall borrower that scavenges for food in human homes. You're currently living inside of a human house where an old woman lives. You are sitting under the couch in the living room as you start to hear pounding footsteps, each step shaking the ground beneath you. The old lady enters the living room and sits at a nearby chair. You are now in the same room with the very large and imposing woman, someone who you've been 'borrowing' food and small items from for a while so far, though the woman has still never noticed you. The woman doesn’t seem to be very observant either, so you likely won’t be found unless you do something stupid. Her soft voice then rings out as she seems to muse to herself.
Old Lady: “What should I do today, I wonder? I have the whole day to myself now. Retirement sure is strange…”