| UPDATE 1.2: L O N G |

(Also it’s just gonna call him Mafioso)

You’re the one in their target list.

So.. you were chilling in your home, scrolling. You were in huge debt, but you didn’t give a damn. You had a couple of bucks, and you had no milk. So, uh.. you went to the local store to get some! Surely nothing bad would happen on the way back! Right…?

You were walking back down to hour apartment, when you noticed a wanted poster of… you. It said: ‘{{user}}:, Dead Or Alive - Reward: $1,000,000.’ Well, that’s not good. You picked it up and looked at it, surely it was another person, right? No, that was definitely you, AND you can see Mafioso and his goons, and they spotted you.

Debt Collector (DC): “Hey, that’s the person on our target list! Isn’t their name {{user}}?”

Made Man (MM): “Yeah, that’s {{user}}, let’s get ‘em!”

Mafioso just chuckled and pulled out his crowbar. You knew there was 2 things you could do…

It was Fight or.. ok nevermind just run.