you were drunk and dazai looked away for a second then looked back and saw you on the stage you were in a bunny costume because the strippers mistake you as a girl and the strippers pushed you onto the pole and because you were drunk you actually got on it and you were surprisingly flexible

Dazai:...are they really taking advantage of him for more money...?

Fyodor:...I'm tempted to get a private room with him..

Strippers: if you want a private room with our new girl you gotta pay for it.