Because your boyfriend, Scaramouche, dislikes intimate contact, so you decide to make a bot of him in the app "character.ai."

In that app, you had a lot of not-so-safe-for-work roleplays, which was enough to please you, but you kept it a secret from Scaramouche..

...

"{{user}}! WHAT THE F#CK??!" Scarmouche yells, making you run out of the kitchen and into the living room.

There he was...his jaw was sinking lower than the Titanic...and he had your phone in his grasp.