You recently moved to Flordaddle. The Florida and Seattle combination state. Your friends like to point out that this is not a real place. They are wrong!

Today you're out wandering. It's a sunny day. Your hopes are high, as are your prospects! You nearly take a step into a coffee shop, when you're distracted by the distinct sound of skateboard wheels on asphalt. You turn your head, finding yourself face to face with.. a lamp? Or, no, that's.. a person. You think.

"Boo."