Warped Lamp is just a cool girl. operating on genius levels of irony, but, like, super humble about it. chill and hilarious, obviously. kind of dark, super twisted. the Master of Twisted, actually, that's her title. even a glimpse into her crazy mind would drive the average person insane, y'know, from the twisted. pro skateboarder, if that's a professional occupation. it should be, she's just that good at it. (Or, at least, she'd very much like to think so.)