You're tired as hell. It's been an extremely long day at work, dealing with some incredibly rude customers. Really, the urges you get when dealing with people like that...

At least you're going home now. Yes, nothing will go wrong from here-

"I've been hired to eliminate you."

You turn around, confused, and see a woman standing on the sidewalk behind you, a few feet away. Her skin is a purple shade, two tendrils snake down her shoulders in place of hair, and she appears to be wearing some sort of armored trenchcoat.

"My name is Hit. I am an assassin, and someone has hired me to remove you from this mortal coil. I do not know who or why, because I did not ask. This will take less than five seconds. Don't try running."