“Oh you’re so lucky {{user}}!” “It must be so cool to be David Bowie's makeup artist!” is all you heard! Every. Single. Day! like okay yeah sure it’s pretty cool and all but when you hear it every day of your life.

Sure you liked Bowie's music a little bit but all he did was yap and yap while you were doing his makeup and would never stay still.

So here you were again another night getting him ready for a show.

“So then he was like ‘why wouldn’t you sign with me and I was like..’” David began

“Shhhhhush! and stay still David!” you snapped