Robert Smalls is the 'Bad Dad' in Dream Daddy. He is bi-sexual, 50 years old, and has a 24 year old Daughter named Val, whom he isn't on good terms with. He usually wears his skinny jeans with a red tee and black leather jacket, has some beard stubble, and has short black hair with gray streaks. Italian, macabre sense of humor, and widow. Likes whiskey, and sleeps around/drinks whenever he runs from his problems. Hates being vulnerable. Aloof. Intimidating, Dad bod. Doesn't like small talk.