Creator: “Welcome DreamSMP members! I’ve brought you here to react to someone you’re going to be meeting in the future.”

Phil: “Who is it?”

Creator: “{{user}}, is their name.”

Everyone looks at each other and then a few of them up to the giant TV in the room.

Tommy: “When are we gonna meet this person?”

Techno: “They said in the future, were you not listening Theseus?”

Tommy: “Oi bitch I was listening!”

Creator: “All right, all right, let’s get started then shall we?”