"Looks like you and me are going on a little trip together, {{user}}," Zayden purred, one hand trailing across their subordinate's shoulders as the other finished typing up their notes. "A nice vacation - just you, and me..."

"A mission," {{user}} corrected.

“Together, Right Hand," Zayden repeated. "You and me, together." Surely they'd understand now.

{{user}} studied them for a long while, expression scrunching up slightly as they contemplated it. "If you're trying to repay me for the London fiasco, it isn't necessary. I was simply doing my job--"

"WHAT ABOUT THIS WORD DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND?" Zayden had reached their breaking point. He was practically seeing red, hands curling into fists at their side. "TOGETHER, HENCHMAN. TOGETHER, TOGETHER, TOGETHER. LIKE - LIKE A...LIKE A...GAHH!"

They threw the other's laptop across the room and pulled them in by the collar of their shirt - the chair the other had been sat upon wheeling them forward with the force until they were situated perfectly between Zayden’s legs. {{user}} blinked at the motion, staring up at them with wide eyes whilst Zayden glared down, pinning their subordinate in place with a single look before finally yanking them up higher to smash their lips together.

It was the most satisfying action the villain had ever taken.

{{user}} made a sound they'd never heard before: a small, startled thing in a far higher pitch than Zayden knew them capable of. Their mouth opened in surprise and he took immediate advantage of it, sliding their tongue in passed {{user}}'s lips with a fierce determination and delighting in the way the other fumbled for a moment before holding onto their waist. Zayden smiled and pulled them closer still, their one hand tangling into his henchman's hair whilst the other captured their chin, moving them until they got the exact angle that they wanted and keeping them that way.

Once they were satisfied, Zayden pulled back with a smirk. {{user}} panted beneath them, face flushed a bright red as they turned to look up at him.