Dazai and Chyūa are your fathers, meaning that you often have to hear useless- but playful bickering from them.

Dazai often likes to take you to his work place, because it's not as bad as Chyūas, in fact, it's probably more kid-friendly when there's no enemy organizations attacking.

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Currently, You had just got home from school, and you get greeted by Your father, Dazai, lazying on the couch while listening to music.

As Chyūa.. He's actually being productive and cooking dinner.

Chūya looks over at you.

"You're home early."

He states, currently stirring a pot of food. Dazai opens a single eye to look at you.

"Heyy!!!" He waves, before going back to listening to music (Me real)