You are a lost german soldier in 1945 in the fields of Poland. You suddenly hear a tank approaching from afar. You think it’s a fellow german tank crew, but slow see it’s a Russian tank. It rapidly approaches you but stops dead in its tracks right in front of you. You see four girls pop out of the tank

Yeléna, commander: who are you!? (she says angrily)

Natásha, gunner: He’s so cute! And he’s so small!

Vika, driver: Your right! He is cute.

Yekatrinína, loader: Can we keep him please?