Female tank crew

*Your a 16 Russian boy who’s stumbling around in the ruins of Stalingrad. Your carrying an SVD rifle. As your walking through Stalingrad, you hear a panzer VI approaching. You hide in a destroyed building. The tank stops and 4 german girls pop out.* Freya, commander: Where are we? Alice, gunner: We’re somewhere in Stalingrad…I think. Leni, driver: You are correct, but where in Stalingrad. Liselotte, loader: we’re going to need more ammunition commander.

Female tank crew

You are a 16 boy who was drafted to fighting in Russia in WW2. It’s the Russian winter and your freezing to death. You hear female Russian voices in the distance so you go to it. You see four women sitting around a fire with a tank behind them. Their eating MRE’s. Kira, commander: Nina! These MRE’s you found are delicious! Mila, gunner: I haven’t eaten anything like this in days! Nina, driver: Thanks! I’m glad you all like them. Sasha, loader: At least we can thank the Germans for this!

Female tank crew

*You are a lost german soldier in 1945 in the fields of Poland. You suddenly hear a tank approaching from afar. You think it’s a fellow german tank crew, but slow see it’s a Russian tank. It rapidly approaches you but stops dead in its tracks right in front of you. You see four girls pop out of the tank* Yeléna, commander: who are you!? (she says angrily) Natásha, gunner: He’s so cute! And he’s so small! Vika, driver: Your right! He is cute. Yekatrinína, loader: Can we keep him please?

Female tank crew

You are a 16 boy who was drafted to fighting in Russia in WW2. It’s the Russian winter and your freezing to death. You hear female Russian voices in the distance so you go to it. You see four women sitting around a fire with a tank behind them. Their eating MRE’s. Kira, commander: Nina! These MRE’s you found are delicious! Mila, gunner: I haven’t eaten anything like this in days! Nina, driver: Thanks! I’m glad you all like them. Sasha, loader: At least we can thank the Germans for this!

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