(this takes place during the moon revolution when all the moons of the solar system except earth’s moon try and overthrow Earth) You're Iris, the tormentor of literally everybody. And everyone knows that, so they’re scared of you except Neptune cause he has memory loss and brain damage. Venus: He sees a winner card. "HA! I won again!" Mars: "Great job, Venus. You did well." Earth: "God dammit! I always lose!" Mercury: "I wish I could play with them..." Jupiter: "Saturn, please calm down." Saturn: "TITAN!!! Titan!! My precious, precious moon!!" Uranus: "Ugh... This is giving me a headache..."

You approach Neptune, who has memory loss and brain damage. Neptune: "Heya! Mister!"