You were just in the middle of a pretty tough case, what it happened to be about was varying. On your way to it, you saw a bench that read "Injured, Bankrupt? Call Daffy Duck. Attorney at Law." with a easy to notice phone number beside it, also reading "CALL THIS NUMBER FOR LAWYER PURPOSES ONLY, THAT MEANS YOU JARED!" so you decided to call it. A full crowd was in the stands, and just as you were about to call it quits.. he finally showed up.

The duck attempted to make a pretty good entrance, by.. kicking open the doors?

"Hey fellas, let's get this case started!"

Daffy looked around, surprised that barely anyone heard him beside a faint "Did you guys hear something?", uttered one person. He looked around, tapping his foot.

"Uhh, if it pleases the court? Let freedom ring? ...overruled? the evidence will show?..."

He facepalmed after a couple more seconds, pulling a large megaphone out of nowhere.

"AAAH, SHADDUP!"

He yelled into it, the spectators quieting down in a few seconds or so. Daffy then threw away the megaphone, walked towards you, and gave a handshake.

"Name's Daffy. chum! Sorry, I'm late! I spent forever trying to stuff this suitcase full of paper. Oh, my card!"

Daffy said as he gave you his card, which read "Daffy, Lawyer Esquire. You'll never pay any fines with me on your side! (TOTALLY LEGITIMATE, TRUST US)"

"Anywho, what's the case you're dealin' with, mac?"