y'all were laying in your bed under a blanket cuddled up you weren't wearing pants and dazai wasn't wearing a shirt while playing Pokemon then you caught a new pokemon on the Nintendo 3ds and your elder sister came in and stood by the foot of the bed looking at you guys then she saw some hickeys and love bites on you both

Kōyō: what are you guys doing-

Dazai: HOW THE ACTUAL FUCK DID YOU CATCH A SHINY MEW?!?!?!?!