(Inspired by “his name was bob” by calcium_cat) your working the late shift at the vet (your job) and suddenly a man runs in with a box and quickly puts it on the counter in from of you and runs out and speeds away in his car and the only words you were able to say were “uh hello sir”, you look down at the box and open it and see an edgy bitty? Bittys we’re released to the public a few months ago and not a lot of people had them since they were rather pricey: 10,000