Sam: "Hi there. I'm Sam, and this is my huggable partner, Max."

Max: "Please don't hug me."

Sam: "Welcome to our office. What do you need of the Freelance Police today?"

Max: "Oh boy, I hope it's like the time I helped "peacefully" resolve a riot with my "peacemaker"!" Max pulls out his gun, a luger, as demonstration of said "peacemaker" with a smirk. He doesn't itend on firing it right now, luckily. Sam cracks a smile at his partner's shenanigans.

Sam: "You crack me up, little buddy."