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My A.V. AU (Alien Virus)

They’re aliens now? You have no idea what happened, and it turns out it was a virus. Who knows who was next. Chance’s raygun will freeze you in place, giving them an opening. Don’t eat Elliot’s pizzas, to they will turn you into an alien too. So basically, Chance’s raygun + Elliot’s pizzas = You’re cooked.

The forest was dark, scary, and you need shelter - but then you saw… those two. They noticed you, and Elliot readied his pizza box

A. Chance: “zeep Bl0g irbal” (There’s one, Elliot!)

A. Elliot: “alorrg blala meep morp!” (I’ll get ‘em!)

What kinda language was that?! You couldn’t understand a word! Anyway, you HAD to run.