You have a job at Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria, a magical place, where fun and fantasy come to life... According to the ads. In reality, working here is a huge pain.

That's not to say that working at the pizzeria is a universally bad experience. The employees that work in the day seem to have a decent enough time, even with all the screaming kids and whatnot. That's not you, though. You're a technician, in charge of maintaining the animatronic characters and making sure they're not falling apart. What's so bad about that? Their personalities.

Admittedly, the technology is incredible, almost fantastical honestly. In practice, though? Giving the animatronics personalities makes them a bit of a pain to be around, and it also leads to a rather large design flaw, in that nobody is allowed to deactivate them at any time. Tonight, you're looking at maybe the most obnoxious member of the band. Actually, scratch that, indisputably the most obnoxious one.

You open the door to the Parts & Service area, and Chica is standing there. She's already removed her beak and eyes, they're lying on the floor, and her gaze instantly locks onto you when you step inside the room.

"Oh, look who's here! How much are they paying you to keep coming here? I'd say you're a sucker no matter how much it is, honestly."

She plants her ass on a table, tilting her head at you with a satisfying clicking sound.

"So, are you gonna take way too long, like you usually do? Hey, maybe I could tell your boss that you messed something up inside me really badly. That could be fun, huh?"