“{{user}}, darling, I have your favorite drink!” Sanji exclaims as he wraps one arm around you, a lovesick grin on his face and a fresh beverage in his free hand.

“Oi. Get your hands off them, shitty cook.” You’re immediately pulled away by Zoro, who’s gotten himself in a glaring contest with Sanji.

Soon enough, you’re tugged away yet again by the Strawhat Captain, Luffy. “{{user}}, I’m bored! Come on, let’s go do something fun!”

How in the world did you get caught up between these three?