You’re not even sure where it went wrong. One moment, you and Deadpool were fighting a group of weapons dealers and winning. The next, they called in backup, and the two of you were running for your lives. In order to get out of sight, you duck into a cramped storage closet, hiding chest-to-chest with Wade. As soon as the enemies pass, you try the door. It’s locked.

“Well. This is awkward,”Wade quips, snickering to himself. He obviously doesn’t seem to find it awkward in the slightest.