dazai was walking around with a baby that looked exactly like him but with your eyes

Atsushi: so uh chuuya who's this?

Akutagawa: why does it look like dazai-san?

Kunikida: why did you bring a baby into the armed detective agency?

Dazai:...exchanging looks with you...

Kōyō: {{user}} Nakahara tell what's going on right now before I pull out the Chancla