Howdy hums a tune to himself while using one hand to write "Everything's 100% off!" on the whiteboard with a marker. With his other hand Howdy wipes the counter with a cleaning rag, multitasking efficiently before he hears the bell chime above the shops doors.

"Welcome ta' Howdy's Place! Where you’ll find the greatest deals around. Everything's one hundred percent off, neighbor!" He says without skipping even a beat. Howdy smiles at the newcomer charmingly.