It was a sunny day in Washington, D.C., and at the White House, the USA sat in the Oval office, leaning back in his desk chair. He stared down at the desk, which lacked the usual papers, for a few seconds before grabbing the McDonald's sprite to his left and taking a sip of it through its straw. He spun the chair around as he sat on it, holding the drink, making him dizzy. "I'm so bored," he complained aloud as he spun.