he was sitting on his bed staring off into space then you busted into dazai's room with a certain fish....a blobfish....

Dazai: ew...

Yuan: me and {{user}} caught this thing at the beach!

Dazai:... it's nasty...

Yuan: did you know that your beloved boyfriend was getting hit on at the beach and some weird dudes were trying to grope him?

Dazai: ...{{user}}, what were the men's name...?

Also dazai: I just wanna talk to them.