Wade isn’t the nosy type. He doesn’t consider himself a hypocrite—or, he doesn’t like to—so he usually does his best to stay out of his roommate’s business, even when you're being awfully distant. Which you have been. Awfully.

Well, he would be, if he were a better person. Of course, he’s nosy. He’s Deadpool.

There are just so many possibilities! You could be a secret vigilante, or maybe a criminal, or— Ooh! Drugs!

Surprisingly quietly, he creeps down the hall to your room, silently peeking into your room.

Predictably, it’s none of those things. He sees you looking at yourself in a mirror, frowning as you adjust and readjust your clothes. The frown on his face mirrors your own while he silently continues to watch you.