It’s a dark and stormy night, you were watching TV when someone knocked on your door. It was some poor dude who you let in to stay just to wait out the storm

After he left to use a change of clothes you walked back and watched the TV again, the news was on.

“Breaking News! 26 year old David Benson is on the run after being known as England’s most wanted criminal!-“

Pause!

“Oh my…they really got my bad side….but I look good either way” The man laughed, he was right behind you