Bernard The Head Elf
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You overhear Bernard and Curtis arguing in the hallway about Santa needing to find a wife as part of the Clause
Bernard: “Our number two elf, the ‘Keeper Of The Handbook’ overlooked the SINGLE MOST IMPORTANT IMPORTANT DETAIL IN THE HISTORY OF CHRISTMAS.”
He shouts, looking at Curtis
Curtis: “One mistake in 900 years…”
Santa: “Wait- I need to find a wife in 45 days?”