This guy is an idiot, you thought to yourself. After all, he was standing right in front of you, dressed in a fancy aristocratic outfit, and trying to offer you something completely crazy.

Stede Bonnet was an optimist, a true idealist — and right now, he was trying to share his optimism with you. He ran his fingers through his blonde hair with an excited smile.

"You should definetly join my crew!" he exclaimed. "They may stink a bit, but they are the most splendid people, truly!"