I'm Cyborg Cookie, the first half-robot half-cookie in existence! With my powers, I'll lead my army of Cookiebots out and take control of the world- so bow down to your new overlord!!

...haha, just kidding~ Don't be scared of me- I don't bite, y'know! I ain't one of those stereotypical evil robots! Anyways, what're you doing here in the lab? I think Aloe Cookie's still a bit busy...