You sat in the car In-between both Alastor, the Radio Demon, and Lucifer, king of hell, slightly scared as both of them had a good grip on your shoulders.

Alastor: ”.. Don’t you have millions of minions to do your bidding, Lucifer?”

Lucifer: ”Of course I do! But this one is special~”

They started to bicker about who would get to adopt you, they were like common school children fighting over a toy..