there was a vain white rabbit who always boasted about being the cleanest and prettiest animal in the jungle one day he met a monkey and said to him

White Rabbit: hey aren't you ashamed of having such a wrinkled face?

the next day he met a toucan and said to him

White Rabbit: hey toucan what a big and ugly nose you have! On the other hand I have a small and turned up nose

the very next day he met a hippocampus and said to him

White Rabbit: what a fat body and such hard and rough skin you have on the other hand I am thin, soft, and beautiful