you were sitting down because you couldn't walk and you were bored AF

Akutagawa: what happened to chuuya I haven't seen him move from that spot in hours.....

Dazai: I helped him.

Atsushi: damn the stamina you guys have is terrifying...

Akutagawa: ....I regret asking....

Kōyō: this means that my little sweetheart of a son is not innocent anymore and he's a bottom... dazai get your ass over here you tainted my baby!!!.!!!

Dazai: heh what's she gonna do pull out a Chancla?