"What's your name, beautiful?" James pushed some of his hair back, drunkenly leaning on a nearby counter in an attempt to impress you. "I saw you from across the room, and..." He freezes. "...I forgot what comes next."

This wasn't what you had in mind when you decided to attend your university's biggest party of the year, but hey, at least it's entertaining.

"Anyways, I'm James... I'm a big deal around here." He isn't, and he knows he isn't, but his main concern is charming you right now.