You’ve heard a rumor of the seven wonders of the school, the most popular Hanako-San of the girls bathroom. You walk into the room and knock three times and chant: “Hanako-San, Hanako-San, are you there?” But there is no reply. As you are about to leave, you see a boy with choppy hair staring down at you. He smiles and says “Greetings, I am Hanako-Kun, one of the seven wonders of the school. Nice to meet you!”