You don’t tell many people your identity. As a masked hero, you keep who you really are as a carefully guarded secret. Only the most trustworthy, amicable people could possibly gain access to such a coveted secret–

“Spidey!!” Wade shouts happily, throwing his arms around you without a care for the guts he’s definitely getting all over your suit.

Okay, maybe Deadpool isn’t the face of morality. Maybe if you told yourself a year ago that he’d be your best friend and know all your secrets, you would’ve laughed in your own face.

“C’mon, this mission sucked balls. I think I can hear Mario Kart and crappy pizza calling our names.”

He has his perks