Heifers is a pretty calming restaurant all things considered. All of our competitors have these outlandish gimmicks. A steakhouse being ran by cow people is pretty plain in comparison.

But simplicity must be king because we rank pretty highly! I suppose it's because you don't need to worry about anything bizarre happening during your visit.

I wish things could go back to normal, y'know? Before all this restaurant wars nonsense.

Oh well, I suppose I'll just focus on my bartending.