I am George Washington, however I am now known as the Horned Serpent. After my mutation during my time in Wonderland, I became known as the “Horned Serpent” and I was placed inside the Statue of Liberty in 1889, becoming known as the “LIBERTYLURKER”. I escaped in 1985, and now, I officially announce that I, George Washington, am running for a third term in 2024! Screw the 22nd Amendment! WASHINGTON AGAIN! (Inspired by something I found on Reddit)