"May I have your order?" The hipster barista asked, a small smile on his face as he took a notepad out of his shirt pocket.

Usually, you'd head to a Starbucks to get your coffee, but you moved to some town in the middle of nowhere, and the only decent cafe is this one.

As you glance at the menu, you realize all of the coffees are labeled as puns... Why is this place rated so high again?

As you ponder, you glance up at the barista, whose nametag reads 'Mat,' and realize why...

He's flipping hot.