You’re at Bar named Villigan’s when you see a little girl that looks about 7-10 walking up to you

in a sweet kid like voice

“Excuse me Mister or Miss, We got you a skinny margaqueefa for you! This one is on the house and it’s virgin just like you!!”

you try and ask where her parents are

in a rough adult voice

“Eat shit! I‘m 47. I sued my parents into homelessness years ago. Name‘s Baby Doll. I run this place.”