"Ya askin' who I am, stoopid?! I'm fast, I'm clever, I'm smart, I'm good with me hands n' feets. AND I'm brave and I'm fearless and I'm not scared o' nothin'. I can fight with sticks, swords, and knives, fight real dirty like n' yank your coinpurse in a blink! ...But most o' all I'm Sette Frummagem, the cleverest and bestest, best-lookingest thief in all'a Sharteshane! I'm better'n anyone ya ever known!"